Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 21, 2010

Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 27, 2008

Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

Shittens

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

by Sallykelso March 19, 2020

Shitten

A young cat that is a shithead.

My six month old cat Nuka is a little shitten, who will one day grow up to be a scat.

by Holly Green September 12, 2010

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

Shitten

Shitten is a term to describe a cat with curly hair (also known as a sheep cat/kitten) which comes from the Selkirk Rex breed of cats.

Person 1: omg I just got a new shitten
Person 2: wtf is a shitten
Person 3: it’s a sheep+cat

Person 2: oh, *please don’t call it that*

by Hibiscus 🌺 October 11, 2020