Shittens 

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

Shittens by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

Shittens 

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

Shittens by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

Shittens 

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

Shittens by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

Shittens 

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

Shittens by Sallykelso March 19, 2020

Exam shitters 

When you really need to shit before your exams, because you are stressed.

Damn Kris, you seem to have a case of the exam shitters

Exam shitters by baboon_shark November 9, 2020

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

Shitters Touch by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

Shitten 

A young cat that is a shithead.

My six month old cat Nuka is a little shitten, who will one day grow up to be a scat.

Shitten by Holly Green September 13, 2010