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Spittens 

Relating to writing Rap or Hip Hop lyrics, you would call words on a page written down as: "Writtens"

Therefore if you are referring to freestyling or just spitting bars along to a track or beat,

They would then be known as: "Spittens"
Man, I am sick of using pre written lyrics, let's get real and freestyle some bars, as I much prefer Spittens over Writtens.
Spittens by J Van Leeuwen July 25, 2020
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Shittens 

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.
DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!
Shittens by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

spitters are quitters

1. upon the deposit of a load in one's mouth, this term refers to those that spit it out rather than complete the job properly
You can tell by looking at that group of girls that they don't swallow-- spitters are quitters.
spitters are quitters by JosephD September 1, 2006

Skittens 

Half Skunk half Kitten, also it's a unknown STD that is going rampent on my ship.
Oh my God, i got skittens from the new girl.
Skittens by skittenbreath March 6, 2009

School of spitters 

A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.
Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.

Check out the school of spitters passing by.
School of spitters by Trafy July 11, 2018

Shittens 

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
Shittens by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

Shittens 

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
Shittens by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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