shittenham

a better way for describing chippenham, the shitest town in wiltshire, no skate park, no bowling ally, no escalator. this isnt chippenham, this is shittenham

when you step off the train, the conductor says 'chippenham, this is shittenham'

shittenham by shittenhamBoy January 14, 2011

Shitterdamns 

an adjective that is a compromise between shit and damn.

Holy Shitterdamns! I forgot to buy the ice tea at the piggly wiggly.

Shitterdamns by Juan2345 June 12, 2009

kyle shittenhoused 

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

kyle shittenhoused by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

edward shitterhands 

cleaning a clogged toilet without the use of a plunger, usually with the use of hands and/or feet. Usually is followed by disposing of shit by tossing/throwing/chucking out of the bathroom, not necessarily at onlookers, but often in random directions. Often a common occurrence during states of being blacked out and/or acting retarted while drunk.

At shasta, T-hart was acting like a real edward shitterhands after he clogged the only toilet on the houseboat.

Dude theres shit all over the bathroom! Did you turn into an edward shitterhands when you passed out on the toilet last night?

edward shitterhands by Shasta4life2010 November 6, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022