Shittenberg

A brainless compulsive liar that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground in blast furnace technology

Can you believe that fucking idiot shittenberg started those transmitters on fire

by RJO February 17, 2008

Shittenberg

One who claims that they are much better at golf than they really are. Usually by conveniently not counting an average of one stroke per hole.

Wow, Mike Wittenberg really pulled a shittenberg at golf today. There's no way his score was that good

by RJO1 April 14, 2008

Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"

Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!

by Shitenburg April 20, 2009

Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

by Chercules June 3, 2014

Shizenbergza

1. When you take a massive shit.

2. When you are extremely shocked

Shizenbergza is also the name of a song from an artist by the name iansostoop

1. I took a shizenbergza after eating Taco bell, My dog took a shizenbergza on my bed!

2. What the shizenbergza is that!

by 👣👅 October 17, 2021

Pooh Shiestenberg

That one character in one piece that appeared in chapter 5 and died randomly in chapter 974

How one piece fans look at you when you tell them you don’t know who pooh shiestenberg is

by CumCondiment October 11, 2021

Poo Shiestenberg

A man known for being a lovable shwashbuckling pirate the traveled the great seas

Woah have you heard of poo shiestenberg?
Of course i have

by BeanStealer January 17, 2022