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predictable 

I knew you where looking this up on Urban Dictionary.com
how about...clitoris, I predict your lookin that up next.
Man, your so predictable.
predictable by Fred the3rd April 22, 2006

Predictable 

You
you are predictable
Predictable by Daniel.huynh November 21, 2022

Predictable 

I totally predicted that shit though. I couldn't have been more clear! I said A+B=C amd you guys were all "Go fuck yourself Hym! You don't know nothing! I read a book and my boss said I got the highest status he's have seen! It's over 9000!"
Hym "I don't know man. Maybe it's only predictable if you're *burp* a genius... You know? Like me?"
Predictable by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Predictable 

You mean... The truth?
Hym "That isn't me being 'predictable' you fucking idiot. You knowing that I am going to describe what is happening accurately and then saying what I would say isn't a manifestation of how well you know me, it's you knowing the actual truth and then demonstrating to everyone watching that YOU ARE FUCKING LYING when you describe it any other way. You know what the truth is and you are just making something else up. And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES YOU DOING THAT... And then they buy a police officer costume and show up at your senator's house and then shoots them in the fucking face. And then you do THE SAME EXACT THING with the story about the senators getting shot... And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES THAT AS WELL... And we'll see how many times your senators get murdered before you learn your lesson. I'll count for you. I know you struggle with counting so I'll do that for you. You don't even have to ask. FOR A NOMINAL FEE! So there's one 🖕"
Predictable by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.
"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."
Predictable AIDS by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

predictable randomness 

A random event such as a coin toss becomes predictable when repeated on a large scale I.e.
1 million coin tosses will result in a more predictable outcome , we can say with confidence (unless the coin is corrupt)
that there would be an essentially equal number of heads and tails!
Though I can not predict the outcome of a single coin toss with better than a 50/50 (50%) accuracy, predictable randomness allows me to confidently predict the outcome of a million coin tosses with a 99+% accuracy.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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