shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

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shitsplash

the back rim of the toilet underneath the toilet seat. Often shit splashes back there and sticks, especially during diarrhea dumps. Many people will not even bother to wipe the shitsplash off after blasting out a diarrhea shit - to the disgust and dismay of the next person that needs to use it. This word is derived from the term "backsplash" - the wall in the kitchen between the counter and the bottom of the cabinets where prepared food will often splash against during preparation. However - in this case - its shit splashing against it.

Joe took a dump in the public bathroom in the mall - it was a huge diarrhea explosion - when his ass exploded shit splattered all over the back wall of the toilet- also known as the shitsplash after he dumped, he flushed the toilet and shit residue was still there. rather than wipe it off he left it there to the dismay of the next person that used the toilet.

by cozzdogg1 May 28, 2012

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shitbreak

A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted. From the movie, American Pie, the Paul Finch character is called 'Shitbreak' by his friends because he can not take a shit in the school's bathroom. He goes home during the school day to use his own toilet.

"Shitbreak brings his own silverware to a restaraunt"

by TheDuke7509 January 14, 2005

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