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Shitslide
Guy: Man maybe eating that steak raw wasn't a good idea. I feel like I'm gonna have a shitslide
Guy 2: what the fuck
Guy 2: what the fuck
Shitslide by Ppslayer2000 March 8, 2021
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Shitskid
noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.
The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.
Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009
Suislide
A slide made to kill the person using it henceforth Suislide
Person using this is usually upset and in great pain so they'd use this slide to go into a greater life
Person using this is usually upset and in great pain so they'd use this slide to go into a greater life
shitsleeve
shitsleeve by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005
Shitcident
An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.
If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"
If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.
When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.
When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
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