shitslinger 

One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.

"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"

shitslinger by T-Man April 8, 2005

Shitslinger 

A joke term making fun of Anarcho-Primitivists. Due to the fact that Anarcho-Primitivism opposes many human advancements, people who follow the ideology are commonly mocked as primal humans. Since primal being are uncivilized, and known to sling their shit, this is where the term comes from.

Has anyone seen what this shitslinger is saying? His ideas are ridiculous.

Shitslinger by The guy November 25, 2017

Shitslinger 

A term for a highly insane person who throws their shit everywhere: at people, windows, doors, walls, ceilings, floors, etc.

Working the Shitslinger's ward is a messy job.

Shitslinger by rileyrad October 10, 2022

Shit slinger 

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

Shit slinger by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013

Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitfinger 

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
"www.myspace.com/ur_homie_gangsta"

Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shitfingers 

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

shitfingers by King Byron August 22, 2008