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shitslide

The result of clumsily nudging an awkwardly balanced mess, causing a cascading landslide of shit.
f#%k.. noo... shitslide!
by Bitplane April 19, 2004
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Shitslide

When you push out solid shit followed by somewhat solid shit sliding down milliseconds after
Guy: Man maybe eating that steak raw wasn't a good idea. I feel like I'm gonna have a shitslide

Guy 2: what the fuck
by Ppslayer2000 March 8, 2021
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Shitskid

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.
The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.
by Squeakster February 17, 2009
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Suislide

A slide made to kill the person using it henceforth Suislide

Person using this is usually upset and in great pain so they'd use this slide to go into a greater life
Mark : Danm John have you seen the news.
John : Nah what happen?
Mark : Another person committed suicide on the suislide.
John : No cap why has the slide not been taken down
by sirErikk August 30, 2019
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shitsleeve

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.
Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?
by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005
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Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
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Shitlid

A really poor haircut. will look like a terrid haircut, Or a person may spike their shitlid which makes it an edited shitlid.
by Lil'Weezy July 19, 2010
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