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Shitsbury 

A city in Northern Ontario with a population of 164,926 people. The city has been overrun by vagrants making the downtown core resemble that of a zombie apocalypse.
I went for a drive through Shitsbury last night and there seemed to be vagrants begging on every street corner as well as zombie-like creatures stumbling down every roadway, laneway and sidewalk!
Shitsbury by Pacman6 August 30, 2022
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Shitsturbate 

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.
After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.
Shitsturbate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

shitsaurus 

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.
Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014
A 'shitburb' describes a municipality that is technically a suburb but is as bad or worse than the inner cities suburbanites try to flee. (nonetheless, the burbs are home to a species of human known as the wigger)

'Shitburbs' are often in the inner ring of suburbs but may lie outside of it as well. The streets are often lined with trailer parks, Section 8 housing, and vacant shopping centers. The few tenants in the shopping centers are quite familiar to ghetto residents, and include such places as pawn shops, payday loan stores, plasma donation centers, dollar stores, nail salons, social service agencies and the like.

Shitburbs are not always populated by minorities, they are often home to white trash as well. Don't be shocked to see $30,000 trucks with duallys parked in front of rusty trailers.

Though there are jobs in shitburbs, they are usually of the heavy industrial type and the workers leave-quickly-as soon as they punch out.

Most major metro areas have one or more shitburbs, and some examples include Harvey, Illinois (Chicago); East St Louis, Illinois (St Louis); and Cudahy, Wisconsin (Milwaukee)
Joe left his declining neighborhood and moved to a shitburb. That guy just has no luck
shitburb by cmb53233 July 1, 2006

Shitstory 

The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
Shitstory by Caligola April 5, 2017

Simsbury High School 

An extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise

On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
Chick 1: I was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)

Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.

Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.

Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
Simsbury High School by Silly Sal February 23, 2011

Shitsturbation 

A simultaneous performance of shitting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.
Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Shitsturbation by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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