Top definition
The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments.
History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
by Caligola April 05, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Shitstory mug for your buddy Jerry.
A shit story is a made up story someone tells another person.
John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.

Steve: That's a shit story!
by obscure August 28, 2005
Get the mug
Get a shit story mug for your boyfriend Abdul.
1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.
Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.


Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.
by estarly March 31, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Shitstory mug for your brother Vivek.
N. (shitte store ee)

A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
That was the best shit story I ever heard -- there was shit all over the floor!
by Genoways August 29, 2003
Get the mug
Get a shit story mug for your dad Jerry.
Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.
After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."
by desolator911 September 27, 2009
Get the mug
Get a shit story mug for your mate Paul.
A unit of measurement used to describe the distance you fall when playing Toy Story 2 for the Nintendo 64.
"Wow, i just fell a shit story out of that tree when that toy hit me.
by Proffesor Badass June 26, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Shit Story mug for your brother Trump.
Alternative name for "History."

Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.

Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.

A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.

Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.
Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."

Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"
by Ms. Lacuna August 05, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Shitstory mug for your guy Josรฉ.