shitburb

A 'shitburb' describes a municipality that is technically a suburb but is as bad or worse than the inner cities suburbanites try to flee. (nonetheless, the burbs are home to a species of human known as the wigger)

'Shitburbs' are often in the inner ring of suburbs but may lie outside of it as well. The streets are often lined with trailer parks, Section 8 housing, and vacant shopping centers. The few tenants in the shopping centers are quite familiar to ghetto residents, and include such places as pawn shops, payday loan stores, plasma donation centers, dollar stores, nail salons, social service agencies and the like.

Shitburbs are not always populated by minorities, they are often home to white trash as well. Don't be shocked to see $30,000 trucks with duallys parked in front of rusty trailers.

Though there are jobs in shitburbs, they are usually of the heavy industrial type and the workers leave-quickly-as soon as they punch out.

Most major metro areas have one or more shitburbs, and some examples include Harvey, Illinois (Chicago); East St Louis, Illinois (St Louis); and Cudahy, Wisconsin (Milwaukee)

Joe left his declining neighborhood and moved to a shitburb. That guy just has no luck

shitburb by cmb53233 July 1, 2006

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburgers and dick cheese by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

shitburger 

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

shitburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Shiturbation 

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

Shiturbation by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010

shiturbate 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Thomas missed the meeting because he decided to shiturbate.

shiturbate by Fuzzy Buttons December 15, 2013

Shitburgers 

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.

Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

Shitburgers by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013

shitbulb 

When you have a shitty idea.

I had a real shitbulb moment telling tranny jokes at the office xmas party!

shitbulb by Dnice456 December 16, 2021