The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--

Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010

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shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

shitsale cowboy by bigdealer May 21, 2009

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Clean Shitaway

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.

"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."

Clean Shitaway by J Rizzle May 23, 2014

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Shitsafari

When you witness or get involved in a messy/shitty situation.

(Involved) Ya'll got me into this shitsafari!
(Conv.)
-Dude, some snitch told Carlito's wifey about his side hoe.
-Damn, there must be a hell of a shitsafari up in his street.

Shitsafari by Vanilla&VanillaSwirl April 19, 2015

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