this day celebrates the day of slandering anything/one that’s self-proclaimed as Dev. If you know anything/one that’s self proclaimed as Dev. Then you gotta shit on them/it.
“Hey it’s “ShitOnDevDay”” “oh shit there’s dev, FUCK YOU, YOU BIG BODY 4x4 TONKA TRUCK BUILT BUTTERBALLASS NIGGA”
Burning the most scummiest-smelling incense sticks because you're a deluded moron who has come to believe that doing so will miraculously bring in $$$ to your bank account. You may also be deluded enough to combine said Shitincense with other things to burn, such as Palo Santo sticks and white sage- all which do absolutely nothing for no one.
if the house goes up in flames, it's because I was dabbling with Shitincense for the sole aim of gaining financial freedom.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"