ACunny's definitions

heartscathe

Literal feeling of your heart being physically scathed come Xmas time when you look back on your year and feel sad, disappointed and that all well meaning thoughts and desires were only in vain.

The bank has blocked me from buying lottery tickets, what a fucking heartscathe that even the bank doesn't want me to be happy, healthy and wealthy.

By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML

by ACunny December 10, 2024

euromillions

what one needs to win in order to escape the harsh trap of commoner pauper reality and become exhilarated, not fatigued

tired and bored of the daily routine as a pauper office worker drinking gross coffee running for the bus only to miss it 99% of the time dealing with smelly school kids and noisy coworkers fuck me pauperism at its finest I need to win the euromillions NOW

by ACunny November 26, 2024

Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 4, 2024

Shitincense

Burning the most scummiest-smelling incense sticks because you're a deluded moron who has come to believe that doing so will miraculously bring in $$$ to your bank account. You may also be deluded enough to combine said Shitincense with other things to burn, such as Palo Santo sticks and white sage- all which do absolutely nothing for no one.

if the house goes up in flames, it's because I was dabbling with Shitincense for the sole aim of gaining financial freedom.

I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.

by ACunny October 4, 2024

Divine intervention

When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.

All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.

Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.

by ACunny October 3, 2024

hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.

after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.

by ACunny September 10, 2024