ACunny's definitions
Literal feeling of your heart being physically scathed come Xmas time when you look back on your year and feel sad, disappointed and that all well meaning thoughts and desires were only in vain.
The bank has blocked me from buying lottery tickets, what a fucking heartscathe that even the bank doesn't want me to be happy, healthy and wealthy.
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
by ACunny December 10, 2024
Get the heartscathemug. Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
by ACunny October 22, 2023
Get the Fofessionalmug. This word in the French language means 'winner', 'success' and all sorts of wonderful victorious things but in plain English, it purely means you are gagging on other people's crap and going nowhere in life. Obviously rhymes with stagnant, which allude to a whole bunch of bullshit.
I am absolutely gagnant after witnessing the pure laziness of the island-time colleagues whose only talent is eating KFC and playing loud music in the office, yet still get praised just to meet the quota.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
by ACunny September 17, 2024
Get the Gagnantmug. Forcing yourself to love everything that society tells you to, mainly uncapped immigration, your deadbeat colleagues, being a fake bubbly twat at work, being approached by fools with no English skills, preaching happiness like some self-help guru and believing that flatting with your landlord is better than owning your own home.
With a brush of toxic glossitivity, being pushed out of home ownership is the best thing to ever happen.
by ACunny August 22, 2024
Get the toxic glossitivitymug. A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
Get the Vanilla cokedmug. when you think you got rid of something or someone for good, only to have said subject come hurtling back towards you triple fold with no reasonable reason for this unforgiving bullshit that you deserve to avoid.
Farrrkkkkk dandruff is a boomeranger! I look like a flaky meringue pie whiter than the English snow and I'm ethnic!
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.
by ACunny November 28, 2024
Get the boomerangermug. A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
by ACunny October 13, 2023
Get the Aucklandmug.