Beige trousers mainly worn by entire groups of waspy guys at weddings or polo games which has absolutely no way of flattering any body shape that is not in the vicinity of narrow or assless.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
Did John gain weight?
No, he’s just wearing chinos.
Oh.
