An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
by ACunny November 02, 2023
The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.
by ACunny November 05, 2024
When you decide to go for a peaceful Sunday solo walk by some lake or similar body of water, only to be shook by the realization that a gongregation of noisy plebs have decided to do the same. Weaving in and out of hordes of Lululemon legging fanatics clutching those oversized sippy drink bottles, mass-produced chihuahuas, numerous Chinese extended familia groups with chids jacked up on Pokemon candy, a plethora of idiots who can't control their dogs and kids, alongside obnoxiously fat pushchairs that come startling close to pushing you off the damn path into the mud or bush.
Holy reck, this bicycle should get off the damn path instead of taking up precious foot traffic space already taken up by the bloody Sunday Gongregation!
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
by ACunny August 04, 2024
The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.
hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 11, 2024
A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 11, 2024
When elated ecstasy for hope turns into pure disappointment. In other words, a fantasy that doesn't materialize, like most things in life.
My dream house with all its bespoke luxurious touches is going to auction this week and I didn't win the damn lottery in time. I am so ecstappointed. Why is money such an elusive thing!?
It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.
It's one thing to be disappointed. It's totally another to be ecstappointed. That's a real come down.
by ACunny December 09, 2023
It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 03, 2024