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Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
by ACunny October 22, 2023
Get the Fofessional mug.Literal feeling of your heart being physically scathed come Xmas time when you look back on your year and feel sad, disappointed and that all well meaning thoughts and desires were only in vain.
The bank has blocked me from buying lottery tickets, what a fucking heartscathe that even the bank doesn't want me to be happy, healthy and wealthy.
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
By now I thought that I would be living in that coastal abode alone, baking cookies in peace and having a fun ol' affair... instead I am experiencing heartscathe while living with other people's bullshit... in a crappy job... running for that damn bus... FML
by ACunny December 10, 2024
Get the heartscathe mug.Beige trousers mainly worn by entire groups of waspy guys at weddings or polo games which has absolutely no way of flattering any body shape that is not in the vicinity of narrow or assless.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
by ACunny February 13, 2021
Get the Chinos mug.When you decide to go for a peaceful Sunday solo walk by some lake or similar body of water, only to be shook by the realization that a gongregation of noisy plebs have decided to do the same. Weaving in and out of hordes of Lululemon legging fanatics clutching those oversized sippy drink bottles, mass-produced chihuahuas, numerous Chinese extended familia groups with chids jacked up on Pokemon candy, a plethora of idiots who can't control their dogs and kids, alongside obnoxiously fat pushchairs that come startling close to pushing you off the damn path into the mud or bush.
Holy reck, this bicycle should get off the damn path instead of taking up precious foot traffic space already taken up by the bloody Sunday Gongregation!
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
by ACunny August 4, 2024
Get the Gongregation mug.It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 2, 2024
Get the White Xmas mug.A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
Get the Vanilla coked mug.This word in the French language means 'winner', 'success' and all sorts of wonderful victorious things but in plain English, it purely means you are gagging on other people's crap and going nowhere in life. Obviously rhymes with stagnant, which allude to a whole bunch of bullshit.
I am absolutely gagnant after witnessing the pure laziness of the island-time colleagues whose only talent is eating KFC and playing loud music in the office, yet still get praised just to meet the quota.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
Purely gagnant disgust is wokester bullshit.
I am gagnanting at your inability to flush the damn toilet at bloody work.
by ACunny September 17, 2024
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