Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
by ACunny October 22, 2023
A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.
getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 11, 2024
When you decide to go for a peaceful Sunday solo walk by some lake or similar body of water, only to be shook by the realization that a gongregation of noisy plebs have decided to do the same. Weaving in and out of hordes of Lululemon legging fanatics clutching those oversized sippy drink bottles, mass-produced chihuahuas, numerous Chinese extended familia groups with chids jacked up on Pokemon candy, a plethora of idiots who can't control their dogs and kids, alongside obnoxiously fat pushchairs that come startling close to pushing you off the damn path into the mud or bush.
Holy reck, this bicycle should get off the damn path instead of taking up precious foot traffic space already taken up by the bloody Sunday Gongregation!
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
After witnessing the excessive Gongregation from hell, I am in dire need of intensive therapy.
by ACunny August 04, 2024
The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.
hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 11, 2024
An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
by ACunny November 02, 2023
The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.
by ACunny November 05, 2024