7 definitions by ACunny
A lifestyle you can't obtain just by working the good ol' honest and basic 9 to 5 doing what people tell you to do. If you weren't born balls deep in money, embezzling is the fast track way to live the life you think you deserve.
by ACunny October 11, 2023
A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
by ACunny October 14, 2023
When you can freely admit to the fact that you're a living, breathing wanker. Life is full of downs and absolutely zero ups when you fall into this category, due to your incessantly wanky aura clouding up the place.
If you're a self confessed wanker and you know it... clap your hands.
Welcome to the self confessed wanker hotline; how can I help you today?
Welcome to the self confessed wanker hotline; how can I help you today?
by ACunny October 8, 2023
A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.
The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.
by ACunny November 6, 2023
Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
by ACunny October 22, 2023
An extremely rare blessing that we all wish and crave for, especially when pumping your life and soul into a 50k job and having absolute nothingness in the bank just doesn’t cut it.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
A windfall is something that will get you out of a rut, a sick obsession, a crappy lifestyle, the guilt of being useless at life and/ or poor financial status. The most appealing factor is the relief of not being bogged down or controlled by whatever tomfoolery the economy is up to, or dealing with inflation charades. Or any nasty surprise charade by the govt for that matter.
If a windfall doesn’t come my way by Saturday night, I will die.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
The windfall will allow me to have an absolutely stunning summer ahead, then an absolutely stunning life thereafter.
by ACunny November 2, 2023
Beige trousers mainly worn by entire groups of waspy guys at weddings or polo games which has absolutely no way of flattering any body shape that is not in the vicinity of narrow or assless.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
This piece of apparel also does no favours in the way of elongating leg length, so the chances of looking frumpy are pretty high. A no-go zone if you’re somebody who likes to have your cake and eat it too and want to look decent and streamlined for the occasion. Stick to them dark pants and you will thank me later when you get tagged on social media.
by ACunny February 13, 2021