Shitmud

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A pile of human waste (usually poop) in a rather large pile on the ground.

"Goddamn, I stepped in that shitmud back there and now it won't come off my boot."
"That sucks, I stepped in shitmud last week and nearly puked."

Shitmud by _DV March 31, 2003

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skitmud

A very handsome man who loves sam

That guy... such an skitmud!

skitmud by Sfgr101 May 29, 2019

Related Words

Shitmud • Shitmuncher • shitmidget • shitmuzzle • Shitcuddles • Shitdudefuckin • shitmade • shitmidity • shitmodding • Shitmuck

shitudy

When you study while taking a shit. Very effective.

Dude, I aced that test thanks to shitudying!

shitudy by pappay January 8, 2008

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

shitmuffin by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

Shitmush Dinner

Shitmush Dinner is christmas dinner when cooked by someone who is sadly lacking in culinary skills, has no concern for nutritional content, or both.

Did you have a nice Christmas Dinner?

Not really; the mother-in-law can't cook to save her life. So we don't really have Christmas Dinner.... more like ShitMush Dinner....

Shitmush Dinner by Sidiek December 29, 2009

shitmidity

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

shitmidity by indy0968 August 29, 2014

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026