Shitmud

A pile of human waste (usually poop) in a rather large pile on the ground.

"Goddamn, I stepped in that shitmud back there and now it won't come off my boot."
"That sucks, I stepped in shitmud last week and nearly puked."

by _DV March 31, 2003

skitmud

A very handsome man who loves sam

That guy... such an skitmud!

by Sfgr101 May 29, 2019

shitudy

When you study while taking a shit. Very effective.

Dude, I aced that test thanks to shitudying!

by pappay January 8, 2008

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

Shitmush Dinner

Shitmush Dinner is christmas dinner when cooked by someone who is sadly lacking in culinary skills, has no concern for nutritional content, or both.

Did you have a nice Christmas Dinner?

Not really; the mother-in-law can't cook to save her life. So we don't really have Christmas Dinner.... more like ShitMush Dinner....

by Sidiek December 29, 2009

shitmidity

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

by indy0968 August 29, 2014