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Shitmuzzle

Citing David Simon, "...the muzzle that keeps the feces tight against the orifice, so that...hate speech carries risk."
Quoting Simon, "This spittle-chinned shitmuzzle has now mestastesized into a 21st Centruy knockoff of Father Coughlin. But without half the charm."
Shitmuzzle by Jude the obscure January 14, 2019

shitizzle 

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo
driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!
shitizzle by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

shitnozzle 

Lcpl Neumeister CH-46E Crew Chief
Lcpl Neumeister is a disgusting shitnozzle
shitnozzle by Captain Obvious November 8, 2003

shitnozzle 

lcpl neumister, a faggot that searches for fags in bath room stalls.
That guy is a fucking shitnozzle
shitnozzle by sean November 22, 2003

shitmullered 

Did you see how pissed Jonny was last night, he was shitmullered!
shitmullered by Bax Marvelous March 27, 2010

shitnozzle 

Noun. 1) A nozzle that spews shit; 2) an asshole; 3) an insufferable person; 4) synonym for "PincherMartin"; 4) a person who spouts shit all day long from their pie hole; 5) kisser of pseudo ass.

Adjective. Used in pejorative fashion to describe an unpleasant person. Typically seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin" in a hypothetically perfect universe philosophers often refer to as "The Perfect World."
Noun: PincherMartin is a fucknugget, senescent, shitsome, cloaca shitnozzle with verbal diarrhea and a host of information processing disabilities.

Adjective: Talk to shitnozzle PincherMartin and get me the fecalphile fucknugget perspective on the effect of personal savings on the balance of trade and the economics of minimum wage increases during a period of increasing deficit spending and a limping economy.
shitnozzle by rdbrewer November 1, 2005