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shitmuzzle

A person with mutli-last names, usually first name is Tony. or a mexican.
Hey, there's tony shitmuzzle, at taco bell.
shitmuzzle by markymarkmark May 10, 2003
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Shitmuzzle

Citing David Simon, "...the muzzle that keeps the feces tight against the orifice, so that...hate speech carries risk."
Quoting Simon, "This spittle-chinned shitmuzzle has now mestastesized into a 21st Centruy knockoff of Father Coughlin. But without half the charm."
Shitmuzzle by Jude the obscure January 14, 2019

shitizzle 

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo
driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!
shitizzle by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

shitnozzle 

Lcpl Neumeister CH-46E Crew Chief
Lcpl Neumeister is a disgusting shitnozzle
shitnozzle by Captain Obvious November 8, 2003

shitnozzle 

lcpl neumister, a faggot that searches for fags in bath room stalls.
That guy is a fucking shitnozzle
shitnozzle by sean November 22, 2003

shitmullered 

Did you see how pissed Jonny was last night, he was shitmullered!
shitmullered by Bax Marvelous March 27, 2010

shitnozzle 

Noun. 1) A nozzle that spews shit; 2) an asshole; 3) an insufferable person; 4) synonym for "PincherMartin"; 4) a person who spouts shit all day long from their pie hole; 5) kisser of pseudo ass.

Adjective. Used in pejorative fashion to describe an unpleasant person. Typically seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin" in a hypothetically perfect universe philosophers often refer to as "The Perfect World."
Noun: PincherMartin is a fucknugget, senescent, shitsome, cloaca shitnozzle with verbal diarrhea and a host of information processing disabilities.

Adjective: Talk to shitnozzle PincherMartin and get me the fecalphile fucknugget perspective on the effect of personal savings on the balance of trade and the economics of minimum wage increases during a period of increasing deficit spending and a limping economy.


shitnozzle by rdbrewer November 1, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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