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shitmobile 

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.
Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.
shitmobile by unknown999 March 17, 2008
Words you can keep

shitmobile 

The act of taking a crap on someones car. It is a creative way to use shit.
Did you see Shaky and Paul Shitmobile on Shanikia's car last night?
shitmobile by paco9910 November 16, 2009

Spicmobile 

usually a japanese made car, with cheap ass rims, a stupid exhaust kit that makes it sound like a popcorn machine and a seat that must not be placed any farther forward than 45 degrees
that idiot in his spicmobile ran my dog over, so i ran him over with my truck

spicmobile 

a car stereotypically driven by a person of spanish or hispanic descent. see wordhondaword
dude, your sister's car is a total spicmobile
spicmobile by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Shitcobble 

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)
My life is a fucking shitcobble.
Shitcobble by diapergays dan October 27, 2010

simobiled 

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.
1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.
simobiled by A040113 January 4, 2013

shitmole 

A female of bad character who enjoys having her vagina or dung hole manipulated by unfavourable men who wouldn't piss on her if on fire. Sometimes she likes it all at once. "
She'll screw anyone, she's a dirty shitmole"
shitmole by Zenagirl February 11, 2018
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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