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shitmobile 

The act of taking a crap on someones car. It is a creative way to use shit.
Did you see Shaky and Paul Shitmobile on Shanikia's car last night?
shitmobile by paco9910 November 16, 2009

Spicmobile 

usually a japanese made car, with cheap ass rims, a stupid exhaust kit that makes it sound like a popcorn machine and a seat that must not be placed any farther forward than 45 degrees
that idiot in his spicmobile ran my dog over, so i ran him over with my truck

spicmobile 

a car stereotypically driven by a person of spanish or hispanic descent. see wordhondaword
dude, your sister's car is a total spicmobile
spicmobile by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Shitcobble 

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)
My life is a fucking shitcobble.
Shitcobble by diapergays dan October 27, 2010

simobiled 

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.
1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.
simobiled by A040113 January 4, 2013

shitmole 

A female of bad character who enjoys having her vagina or dung hole manipulated by unfavourable men who wouldn't piss on her if on fire. Sometimes she likes it all at once. "
She'll screw anyone, she's a dirty shitmole"
shitmole by Zenagirl February 11, 2018