Shitcobble 

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)

My life is a fucking shitcobble.

Shitcobble by diapergays dan October 27, 2010

shitpebble 

A despised person; one is unwilling or unable to comprehend; a whiner; someone who would be pathetic if they weren't such a dipshit.

No, you shitpebble, Green Day doesn't count as punk.

That shitpebble stays at home and plays Dungeons and Dragons with his mom and then wonders why no one will come to his birthday.

He thinks that he's a badass because he knows taekwondo, but he's really a fat shitpebble who wears cheeto-stained sweatpants to class.

shitpebble by el bombero March 14, 2008

shitmobile 

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.

Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.

shitmobile by unknown999 March 17, 2008

shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.

Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"

shitcockle by charlasha December 29, 2009

ShitBubble 

When gas combines with a steaming shit on its way of of the rectum it creates a bubble that looks like someone blowing a bubble with chewing gum.

while cleaning the litter box you notice what looks like a balloon sticking out of the side of a shit

( ShitBubble )

ShitBubble by DerwoodBones November 22, 2010

Shitjobber

One who sucks on shit turds in a matter as if it was a dick that they were giving a blowjob to.

Man, Carl is really going down on that turd! Yeah Carl is a shitjobber from way back.

Shitjobber by sanitarylizard December 12, 2013

Shitbubble 

A tough situation you do not want to be in though its neccesary for the time being for whatever reason and can be avoided but if avoided the situation may get tougher than it is but only for a certain amount of time

Man 1- I hate working at Mcdonalds but I have to work here until I get something better. I would quit, but I need money until i can find something better.

Man 2- You are in a shitbubble bruh.

Shitbubble by The Kushicles March 14, 2014