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When a woman named tobi shits herself at work and has to get sprayed down by a water hose and get told to get back to work

Boss had to shittobi again!

shittobi by Shittobi June 9, 2022

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shitmobile

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.

Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.

shitmobile by unknown999 March 17, 2008

Related Words

shittobi • shittoit • Shittoli • Shittonbit • Shittoris • Glup shittoization • shitty bitches • Shit-mobile • Shit toking • Shitty Biscuits

shittoit

Pronounced ( shit to it )
Said as one word.
Meaning-Absolutely nothing.

"hey dude, wassup?"
"shittoit"

The End. -J

shittoit by jclyons33 July 30, 2009

Glup shittoization

When an entertainment franchise starts to use fanservice as a crutch for a weak story

"The glup shittoization of Spongebob SquarePants is starting to get on my nerves."

Glup shittoization by spennnnnnn August 5, 2023

shittybitch

An interjection that combines both "shit" and "bitch", thereby giving it high status in the world of profanity.

Guy 1: Dude, I did you mom.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

shittybitch by aman13 December 20, 2010

Shittoli

Crap wrapped in ravioli noodles

Mom: I'm making shittoli for dinner, you want some?
You: YES!!!!

Shittoli by GTbrett90 April 28, 2005

shitmobile

The act of taking a crap on someones car. It is a creative way to use shit.

Did you see Shaky and Paul Shitmobile on Shanikia's car last night?

shitmobile by paco9910 November 16, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026