Shitinist

One who defecates in abundance.

...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.

by Boph Yall January 17, 2011

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shitlist

A metaphorical list in which people who are in ill favor with a given individual are placed.

that beeotch has been pissing me off for the last week, she's going on my shitlist

by kpaxken May 13, 2005

shititis

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

by Andy A. July 28, 2008

shitlist

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.

Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.

by nplastic January 28, 2004

Shitmisting

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

Shitnite

The right way to call fortnite

Guy 1: battlefront 2 sucks let’s play fortnite I can get you my first win
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront

by Fortnite hater93 April 14, 2019