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Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
Shitpissed
(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.
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a word that sounds cool to say.
(SHIT-pissed)
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a word that sounds cool to say.
(SHIT-pissed)
Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.
Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010
shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits
Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.
originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."
shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits by saycock June 21, 2007