shitispiss

A term used when the situation is bad.

Larry: Shitispiss..... Shitispiss.
John: It's ok I'm here for you!
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN!

shitispiss by The successor of that guy April 9, 2019

shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

Shitpissed 

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)

Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.

Shitpissed by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits 

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."

Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits by saycock June 21, 2007

shitpiss 

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."

shitpiss by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003

shitpiss 

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.

Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.

shitpiss by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shitpiss 

liquid shit

i took a huge shitpiss all over that biatchs fupa and it smelled

shitpiss by gooch June 1, 2003