Shitercock

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.

When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.

by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010

shercock

A funny story that you send to your friends written in notepad.
An example:
Once upon a time I drank an egg. It did not taste well. It tasted like an old man's wrinkly booty.

Ya boi: Hey look at this shercock i wrote!
The other boi: Holy moly that is one funny shercock

by The Shercock Man June 10, 2019

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shittercockin

Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.

Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.

Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.

Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”

by ILack June 14, 2022

Shitecrack

Term used to describe someone who has fucking tragic banter.

Pete - "Where is Kirstie?"
Kirsty - "Taking a nap"
Pete - "Fucking Shitecrack"

by PantsPete December 26, 2012

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shitcock

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006