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Shittercockin 

Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.

Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.

Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.
Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”
Shittercockin by ILack June 14, 2022

Sexual Shittercourse 

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.

Shitterstock 

A fee-based online resource available using an app that offers endless stock photographs and videos of shit and people shitting.
Shitterstock fans have been known to call it the Greatest Shitshow on Earth!
Shitterstock by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2021

Shitercock 

After that great anal, i had a huge shitercock.
When you pull your penis out of an ass hole after anal, it should be covered with poo.
It would them be called a shitercock.
Shitercock by Blemington Bear November 15, 2010

shitterfucker 

1. someone that fucks someone in the ass.
2. someone thats an ass.

a universal phrase that can be taken in many ways and used in many contexts.

the word was made up by elyse and dave at kean university.
1. you're a shitterfucker.
2. you shitterfucker.
shitterfucker by polishdevil December 11, 2004

shitterfuck! 

A derogatory word for someone who didn't flush.
"You didn't flush you shitterfuck!"
shitterfuck! by CarpetFucker October 27, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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