Shitcastic
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit
oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic
oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic
Shitcastic by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012
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shitistics
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
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Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation
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shattastic
shattastic by b48b January 13, 2007
Shatastic
"Things are about to get Shatastic"!
"Last night was shatastic"!
"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...
"Last night was shatastic"!
"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...
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