Shitbirds 

An unorganized group of small time drug dealers, drug users, bathroom vandals, and other delinquents who have no other goal than to do as much damage as they can to school and government property. The most infamous shitbird The Xan Man is responsible for the dozens of graffiti attacks in school bathrooms, where drawings of lizards cover the bathrooms.

"The shitbirds fucked up every single bathroom in the school so now we have to shit outside"

Shitbirds by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

shitbird by Marechal March 11, 2003

Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.

Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."

Shitbird by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011

shitbid 

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.

I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.

shitbid by cober1 March 7, 2013

shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010

shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

shitbird by BillR June 8, 2003