Shitalty

When adding salt to something that does not taste good, and it makes it taste worse.

This Mac and Cheese is Shitalty as fuck

by theraccooncode September 10, 2018

shitaly

A common term used to refer to Italy when things go stereotypically wrong, such as at the post office, corrupt politicians, bad tv, wasted public money, new infrastructure that is 20 years out of date by the time it is ready. Most used as a hashtag.

Silvio Berlusconi's private disco featured not only aspiring showgirls performing striptease acts as sexy nuns and nurses, but one woman dressed up as President Barack Obama and a prominent Milan prosecutor whom the billionaire media mogul has accused of persecuting him. #Shitaly

by BaklavaYazdi September 23, 2014

shitalyzed

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

Shitaly

When something is a bad knockoff of something from Italy.

Example:

- This early 2000s Tuscany interior in your parents kitchen is done rather Shitaly.

- The food at Olive Garden makes you feel Shitaly

by oh_daam June 17, 2022

little shitaly

When the Spaniards move in to Little Italy.

'Ma we got three pumps a block, we finally got ourselves a little shitaly.' Nicholas Lozano

by sinrlifemattrs November 28, 2025