ShitShiver

When you take a poo and you get shiver on your back as soon as the poop goes out

Oop a shitshiver !

by SwoopDoge420 September 24, 2016

shitshoveler

Interchangeable for bullshit artist.

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

shit shiver

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.

Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.

by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010

shithive maggots

Crazy, insane, mentally ill, perturbing, twisted.

Not a good thing.

Usually descriptive of a general mental state, including one of complete obliviousness, but can be used to reference violent outburst of rage and/or psychopathy.

A: I'd have to be shithive maggots to try that ice cream flavor again.

B: Holy fuck, a dog just went shithive maggots on some old lady!

C1: This idea is completely shithive maggots.
C2: So, you'll do it, then?
C1: Fuck no.

by Fartcycle January 27, 2011

shit shiver

when you can feel your shit turtle necking so hard your body starts to spasm

leonardo: bro are you alright, you look like your about to fucking collapse
dicaprio: im fine bro i just have a hard case of the shit shivers

by criticalbruhmoment October 10, 2019

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!

allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus

by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011