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shitshoveler 

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!
shitshoveler by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

shit shiver 

The shiver you get after dropping a deuce of substantial girth that tests the laws of physics. Like cold shiver but much more satisfying. In fact, very similar to a piss shiver, enjoyed after satisfying a tremendous need to drain your lizard.
Man, I hate dropping a deuce so enormous that it feels like giving birth & leads to rectal spasms. Hey, but at least I got to enjoy the inevitable shit shiver.
shit shiver by Lovell from UT September 2, 2010

shithive maggots

Crazy, insane, mentally ill, perturbing, twisted.

Not a good thing.

Usually descriptive of a general mental state, including one of complete obliviousness, but can be used to reference violent outburst of rage and/or psychopathy.
A: I'd have to be shithive maggots to try that ice cream flavor again.

B: Holy fuck, a dog just went shithive maggots on some old lady!

C1: This idea is completely shithive maggots.
C2: So, you'll do it, then?
C1: Fuck no.
shithive maggots by Fartcycle January 27, 2011

shit shiver 

when you can feel your shit turtle necking so hard your body starts to spasm
leonardo: bro are you alright, you look like your about to fucking collapse
dicaprio: im fine bro i just have a hard case of the shit shivers
shit shiver by criticalbruhmoment October 10, 2019

Shitshaker 

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.
Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.
Shitshaker by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!
allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus