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Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.
bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !
shitsnake by billyp01 September 10, 2010

Shitcaker 

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.
" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

shitsucker 

A person who sucks on another ones shit.
Your such a shitsucker!
shitsucker by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008
A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean
e.g. "Watch billy totally screw this up, he's such a shitsnake"

"You're a shitsnake, you can't possibly do this"
shitsnake by lenzomaru December 6, 2011