shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!

allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus

by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011

shit shifter

A homosexual who engages in shifting shit (anal sex). Same meaning as shit shoveler and poo poker.

"man i'm feeling so homosexual tonight... i'm gonna go shift some shit!"

"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"

by L. Beck December 16, 2008

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps

that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep

by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009

shitspitter

(noun) A wanna-be musical artist, singer or rapper, who has no talent. This person cannot rap/sing and/or spews out poorly written lyrics.

Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.

Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...

"I can't stand that Juvenile fuckin' shitspitter rapper wannabe!"

"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."

"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."

by Webspin October 11, 2007

shitsnifter

Identifies a drinking apparatus (e.g. glass, cup, etc.) used to serve disgusting beverages.

Hey assmunch! Get this shitsnifter out of my face. Your kamikaze tastes like yo' mama's snatch.

by JoeGV November 13, 2007

Shitshutter

Noun.

1.) Someone who takes really bad photos.

Verb.

(Shitshuttered - past tense

Shitshot - Future tense)

1.) Take a photo of someone else on a really bad angle.

"Dan, no offense, but you're such a shitshutter. None of these photos are good enough to be on the cover of the weekly paper."

"Did you just shitshutter me? Fuck off James! Take someone else's photo, damnit!"

by Kheoz December 28, 2013

Shitshooter

The forceful eruption of ones anus in which the pounds per square inch is so great it will peel the flesh from the bone.

I decapitated Big Laqeesha with my powerful shitshooter.

by New guy November 29, 2019