ShitBiscuit 

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.

Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit

ShitBiscuit by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019

shit biscuit 

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

Shitscuits 

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

Shitscuits by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

Shoobiscuit 

1. a love, battle, relief cry.
2. victory chant
Origin Vicious the Bidi

Vicious exclaimed "SHOOOOOOOBISCUIT", after a long gulp of orange soda.

Shoobiscuit by Hawk April 9, 2004

shebiscuit 

A girl who looks like a horse.

Look at shebiscuit go!

shebiscuit by MegaMan Sport February 26, 2008

shizbiscuit

1)something cool;great or wonderful
2)a substitute for shiz

1)Yo man, that car is the shizbiscuit
2)The stupid dog shizzed on the floor again

shizbiscuit by holly man November 3, 2006

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

Asian Shit Biscuit by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006