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1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

shit-biscuits by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

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holy shit biscuits

The term you use when all the cum is out of the penis

"Holy shit biscuits! All of my baby gravy is on your face!"

holy shit biscuits by Pullin Out with my Cock Out September 26, 2017

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Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

Shit n' biscuits by Droteratti August 25, 2011

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biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.

I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.

biscuits & shit day by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017

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shit biscuit

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

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Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

Asian Shit Biscuit by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.

''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''

Shit Biscuit by King King Kellie January 11, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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