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shit-biscuits 

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1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.
1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)
shit-biscuits by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006
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holy shit biscuits

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The term you use when all the cum is out of the penis
"Holy shit biscuits! All of my baby gravy is on your face!"

Shit n' biscuits 

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A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.
Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!
Shit n' biscuits by Droteratti August 25, 2011

biscuits & shit day

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Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.

shit biscuit 

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A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

Asian Shit Biscuit

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an extremely ugly asian person with a beard
That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

Shit Biscuit 

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Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.
''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''
Shit Biscuit by King King Kellie January 11, 2022
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