Shit toking

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When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

Shit toking by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

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Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

Shit-Toking by Leozard September 4, 2022

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Shit Taking Opposite Pounder

The well known expanded phrase for the commonly abbreviated STOP sign. Also, describes the process of expelling feces onto a McDonalds Big Mac.

Woa! Did you see that? That guy just blew that shit taking opposite pounder!

Shit Taking Opposite Pounder by Derek Scholl April 11, 2009

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shit taking

When one takes shit, it can also be referred to as shit taking. Generally a sociology term where women take shit from men, this is a Marxist feminist view.

Wendy: ah that Brenda is a pro at shit taking. Her husband totes makes her do everything including emotional work.
Carol: ha, shame she loves him. I'd tap that.

shit taking by Fartheadrye/bigcock. May 29, 2016

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Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!

You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

Liberty Taking Shit Cunt by TommiPat April 14, 2022

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taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

taking a shit or taking a dick by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

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I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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