Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022

Shit Taking Opposite Pounder

The well known expanded phrase for the commonly abbreviated STOP sign. Also, describes the process of expelling feces onto a McDonalds Big Mac.

Woa! Did you see that? That guy just blew that shit taking opposite pounder!

by Derek Scholl April 11, 2009

shit taking

When one takes shit, it can also be referred to as shit taking. Generally a sociology term where women take shit from men, this is a Marxist feminist view.

Wendy: ah that Brenda is a pro at shit taking. Her husband totes makes her do everything including emotional work.
Carol: ha, shame she loves him. I'd tap that.

by Fartheadrye/bigcock. May 29, 2016

Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!

You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

by TommiPat April 14, 2022

taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017