Shit toking 

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

Shit toking by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

Shit-Toking 

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

Shit-Toking by Leozard September 4, 2022

Shit Taking Opposite Pounder 

The well known expanded phrase for the commonly abbreviated STOP sign. Also, describes the process of expelling feces onto a McDonalds Big Mac.

Woa! Did you see that? That guy just blew that shit taking opposite pounder!

Shit Taking Opposite Pounder by Derek Scholl April 11, 2009

shit taking 

When one takes shit, it can also be referred to as shit taking. Generally a sociology term where women take shit from men, this is a Marxist feminist view.

Wendy: ah that Brenda is a pro at shit taking. Her husband totes makes her do everything including emotional work.
Carol: ha, shame she loves him. I'd tap that.

shit taking by Fartheadrye/bigcock. May 29, 2016

Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!

You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

Liberty Taking Shit Cunt by TommiPat April 14, 2022

taking a shit or taking a dick 

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

taking a shit or taking a dick by ima90sbb September 20, 2009

I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017