When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions
Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.
Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking
Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking
by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020
The art of using a cigarette, blunt, e cigarette or disposable on the toilet while you take a massive shit. Often used by high schoolers that don’t want their mom to catch them, this action is only for those who are seriously addicted to nicotine or weed.
Emily thought it would be smart to Shit n Toke because she hasn’t taken a dump all day and she needs her nicotine fix before her mom comes home.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
by Leozard September 5, 2022