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Shit Clown 

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.
n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.
Shit Clown by Zeke May 28, 2004
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Shit clown 

a dumb ass clown that really gets under your skin or tries your patience.
Just what I need! Another shit clown!
Shit clown by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

orange shit clown 

trump, donald j.
It's amazing that so many people vorted for that orange shit clown.
orange shit clown by RalphieD May 22, 2017

clown shit 

n. Worthless junk. Something which is broken, cheap or substandard can be said to be "clown shit."
Damn, Frank is sure a Chevy guy. To him, all Fords are clown shit.
clown shit by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005

clown shit 

Mc Donald's, from Ronald, plain and simple.
Smells like clown shit in here! (meaning someone is eating or has eaten Mc Donald's, and it smells like it)
clown shit by pctv September 16, 2007

Clown Shit 

noun. The work product that necessarily results from three months of alcohol-laden procrastination, followed by 96 hours of unremitting inscription. While exceedingly colorful and lengthy, it is nonetheless composed purely of fecal matter.
After pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, Josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown shit.
Clown Shit by JBWalkWalk July 25, 2008

Clown Shit Frenzy

There are underground gang members that dress as clowns and only fight other gangs that dress as clowns. In order to join one of these gangs, one must engage in a clown shit frenzy with former members of that gang.
Bill had to engage in a clown shit frenzy in order to join the Bitch Butt Kids.
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