Shit canoe

Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.

The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!

by Tesax May 9, 2021

shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 7, 2012

shit canoe

a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.

Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"

Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."

by Joey BeefBuicker November 4, 2012

Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

that shit is cancelled

when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all

rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled

by manfuckthemkidsbro November 22, 2019

Cancel that Shit

1. A statement of disapproval. Similar to "I don't fuck with that mess" or "fuck that shit."

Person 1: Come on, bro, let me play!
Person 2: Nah, cancel that shit, son.

by Ricky Ross Da Boss May 1, 2009