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Shit Brit 

The equivalent of American trash. Basically a low-life (poor morals or values) person from the UK.
This clown-ass Shit Brit tried to start a fight with me for no reason.
Shit Brit by Warbucks2 June 2, 2009
Words you can keep
A type of shit after passing out with your face on the toilet and no pants on.
Last nite at the party stu had a brit-shit after he had passed out.
Brit-Shit by chanM February 18, 2010

shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.
Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!
shit britches by malinguist March 3, 2010

Shit Brittle 

The brown crusty spot on your aged undwear. Usually found under beds or at your local perverts house.
Jermey found some shit brittle and served it to his girlfriend for dinner.
Shit Brittle by Rallyrcr150 April 23, 2007

Shit britches

Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).
My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.
Shit britches by Baby Hughy September 21, 2004

Stinky Shit Britches 

A person who reeks of shit because they either have neglected to properly wipe their asshole or they haven't bathed in several days.
Guy 1: "Eww what's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Probably stinky shit britches over there."

shit your britches 

To unleash an unusually wet, powerful fart.
"Did you just shit your britches?"
"I kept hearing Lena shitting her britches last night."
shit your britches by hkfgh990 February 2, 2018
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