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shisturbate

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.
shisturbate by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009
shit and whistle. when one passes gas that is not accompanied by an ass flapping thunder, but a gentle wind.
bill: dude wtf is that smell?
john: sorry dog, i just shistled
shistle by joshii76 January 23, 2009
meaning baby...Shishuls are really sweet and wholesome. They love the people who share the same vibe. They are really creative..
Shishul is kind hearted
Shishul by newtons3rdlaw December 5, 2021

shitulation 

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.
"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."
shitulation by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008

shitulant 

A turbulence of shit. Terrible, awful, full of shit...
a. "how was the meeting?"
b. "absolutely shitulant"
shitulant by specialagentmulder December 4, 2013

Shirtuling 

A more technical and accurate term for a turd protruding from the anus hole, as you struggle to find a bathroom in time for the turd to escape, a more in depth term for turtling.
As I was driving I was shirtuling trying to find a bathroom so I don’t shit myself, maybe that Taco Bell was a mistake
Shirtuling by MaMaCow July 11, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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