Shistul

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An exclamation for when you can’t say shit.

Just fun to say.

Use it in front of friends and family at your leisure.

Me: *stubs toe on table*
Me: “HOLY SHISTUL!!”

Shistul by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Words you can keep

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

shisturbate by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Related Words

Shistul • Shirtuling • Shishul • shistle • shisturbate • shitulant • shitulation • Shitulla • gamato shistusu

shistle

shit and whistle. when one passes gas that is not accompanied by an ass flapping thunder, but a gentle wind.

bill: dude wtf is that smell?
john: sorry dog, i just shistled

shistle by joshii76 January 23, 2009

Shishul

meaning baby...Shishuls are really sweet and wholesome. They love the people who share the same vibe. They are really creative..

Shishul is kind hearted

Shishul by newtons3rdlaw December 5, 2021

shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.

"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."

shitulation by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008

shitulant

A turbulence of shit. Terrible, awful, full of shit...

a. "how was the meeting?"
b. "absolutely shitulant"

shitulant by specialagentmulder December 4, 2013

Shirtuling

A more technical and accurate term for a turd protruding from the anus hole, as you struggle to find a bathroom in time for the turd to escape, a more in depth term for turtling.

As I was driving I was shirtuling trying to find a bathroom so I don’t shit myself, maybe that Taco Bell was a mistake

Shirtuling by MaMaCow July 11, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026