Shistul

An exclamation for when you can’t say shit.

Just fun to say.

Use it in front of friends and family at your leisure.

Me: *stubs toe on table*
Me: “HOLY SHISTUL!!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

shistle

shit and whistle. when one passes gas that is not accompanied by an ass flapping thunder, but a gentle wind.

bill: dude wtf is that smell?
john: sorry dog, i just shistled

by joshii76 January 23, 2009

Shishul

meaning baby...Shishuls are really sweet and wholesome. They love the people who share the same vibe. They are really creative..

Shishul is kind hearted

by newtons3rdlaw December 5, 2021

shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.

"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."

by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008

shitulant

A turbulence of shit. Terrible, awful, full of shit...

a. "how was the meeting?"
b. "absolutely shitulant"

by specialagentmulder December 4, 2013

Shirtuling

A more technical and accurate term for a turd protruding from the anus hole, as you struggle to find a bathroom in time for the turd to escape, a more in depth term for turtling.

As I was driving I was shirtuling trying to find a bathroom so I don’t shit myself, maybe that Taco Bell was a mistake

by MaMaCow July 11, 2020