The coolest sport ever. More kick ass than scooter, skating, and biking combined. It requires a unique skill of balance and agility.
"I'm going mountain boarding."
"You mean the coolest sport ever?"
When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.
"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."
The study of studying. Stood meaning study and ology meaning the study of.
Stoodology is the study of studying.
The perfect band name. It contains all the aspects that a band needs. Slut is the sexual reference that all bands need. Fuck, is the curse word that all bands need that makes you sound BA or "Bad Ass." And jam which is the musical reference that you have to have in a band.
"I'm going to the SFJ concert."
"You mean slut fuck jam?"
The gayest "sport" ever invented. Made for people that want to skate board but have no actual skill to skateboard. Most "rip stickers" are queer wana bees that have no actual skill in any real sport. Rip sticks are gay, cheap, crappy toys that people try to ride to be cool. They are made of plastic pieces of shit. The only people that try to "rip stick" are outcasts that try to act like they have skill on a board with 2 crappy plastic wheels.
"Don't be a faggot like rip stickers."
"Your right they are faggots."