Shirt Burp

The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company

After all those taquitos, I knew I would have to resort to Shirt Burping when Katie came over.

by phicsh April 13, 2011

Burp shirt

The shirt you use to clean up your cum after masturbating.

I've been jacking off so much recently that it is time to wash my burp shirt.

by miesplz June 15, 2008

shit burp

A Shit Burp is:

A. To pass wind
B. When a fart smells so bad that one might has well have shat.
C. The smell of a shit in fart form.
D. a shit burp smells as though the shit in you ass opened up its mouth and burped.

"Mate, you and your stinky shit burps!"

Woman "Your fart fucking reaks!"
Man "So do yours..."
Woman "Yeah, but mine don't linger like your stinky shit burps!"

by AJ Billard June 14, 2008

Burp Ass Shit

When a person is hit by an object, or some sort of a collision takes place, and the event is followed by an obscene burp from the victim. The burp is impossibly loud and remarkably intruding. A "burp ass shit" event can take place even when the victim begins to burp obnoxiously before the actual collision takes place.

Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.

You and your friend are walking down the hall of some municipal building, past a cluster of vending machines, and hear a ridiculous smack, presumably in the event of a collision between the vending machines and a person. The result is an obscenely loud burp ass shit, unexplainable and awesome.

by syntheno October 7, 2009

Shitburps

a burp that smells like a fart

cheap beer gives me shitburps

by fucktito0903 September 11, 2011