Similar to sexual intercourse, but only involves the shins of both parties involved. Any contact with any body part other than the shin renders said shintercourse as void.
Jenny and I had some sweet shintercourse last night, so we didn't lose our virginity or get any STDs!
Robbie and I tried to have shintercourse last night, but our knees touched, so it was technically just sex.
Robbie and I tried to have shintercourse last night, but our knees touched, so it was technically just sex.
by TrakPak February 28, 2017
Get the Shintercourse mug.When one uses their own shins to create sexual arousal/ spark orgasm, such as rubbing the genitals with the shin to result in climax.
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When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!
Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?
Why the fuck do you get off to that?
The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021
Get the Sexual Shittercourse mug.Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009
Get the Splintercourse mug.The process of having sexual intercourse while utilizing a strap-on dildo affixed to one's chin - otherwise known as a chindo or chin-do.
Dude, I was having chintercourse with my chick last night. Chintercourse is so much more fun than regular intercourse - I get such a better view of her meat curtains!
by Meat Curtains 4 Ever May 7, 2010
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Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.
Pasquale: Yikes!
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