Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017