Shimkus: a right wing conservative christian whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).
by MelanieR1212 April 16, 2009
Get the shimkus mug.The sexual act of an old man getting his "pipe" cleaned by a much younger, more attractive and typically blonde female while watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Usually followed by a tweet.
Considered statutory rape in other countries.
Considered statutory rape in other countries.
1) Hugh Hefner gets a shimkus every Monday to Thursday, but only regular sex when The Daily show and The Colbert Report go on hiatus, which is considerably more sex then either correspondent will have in a lifetime.
2) You're move Stephen.
2) You're move Stephen.
by Mr. Stephen Colbert November 21, 2011
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--John Shimkus(R), Illinois to Lisa Jackson, US EPA Administrator, on 2/9/11 in a congressional forum. To which she replied, “It depends on the elasticity of the cost curve.”
--John Shimkus(R), Illinois to Lisa Jackson, US EPA Administrator, on 2/9/11 in a congressional forum. To which she replied, “It depends on the elasticity of the cost curve.”
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Get the shitkus mug.Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.
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You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!
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