1 definition by Mr. Stephen Colbert
The sexual act of an old man getting his "pipe" cleaned by a much younger, more attractive and typically blonde female while watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Usually followed by a tweet.
Considered statutory rape in other countries.
Considered statutory rape in other countries.
1) Hugh Hefner gets a shimkus every Monday to Thursday, but only regular sex when The Daily show and The Colbert Report go on hiatus, which is considerably more sex then either correspondent will have in a lifetime.
2) You're move Stephen.
2) You're move Stephen.
by Mr. Stephen Colbert June 4, 2011