Shermaphor

Noun, Adj., Adv.: A metaphor that has been spoken and personalized by someone of the name "sherman." Is usually capitalized

(comes from metaphor)

(Also:Shermaphors, Shermaphoric, Shermaphorically)

Sherman:Your eyes are like the ocean on a cloudy day
Dude:Oh mine nice Shermaphor!

Sherman:I was Shermaphorically speaking.

by David Sherman August 16, 2006

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spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

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Sharmaphobia

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

by noone nobody February 13, 2009

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hermaphordite

Person with both male and female parts.

hermaphordite, Stephen Lynch:
'Is she a mister... or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes takin a piss? Shes my little girl, ya shes my little guy, when i try to please her i get poked in the eye ya!'

by Sylk Cream October 12, 2005

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hermaphorodite

(from the Greek Hermes, the god, and Aphrodite, the goddess), meaning that each individual functions as both male and female in sexual reproduction by producing sperm and eggs.

The fact of the matter is, hermaphrodites cannot bear children, so Ms. Cartman's DNA match with Eric can only mean that SHE is his father.

by raptor6464 April 6, 2004

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Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

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spermaphrodite

An hermaphrodite who loves to participate in orgies.

Pat is a very attractive hermaphrodite who looks like a very beautiful, large breasted woman with a huge cock and a tight little vagina. Pat is super popular at all the orgies, and loves to play the "spermaphrodite"!

by Cris Kelly July 22, 2006

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