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hermaphordite 

Person with both male and female parts.
hermaphordite, Stephen Lynch:
'Is she a mister... or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes takin a piss? Shes my little girl, ya shes my little guy, when i try to please her i get poked in the eye ya!'
hermaphordite by Sylk Cream October 12, 2005

hermaphrodatical

being like a hermaphrodyte, of or pertaining to the hermaphrodyte mixture of gender
Quit being hermaphrodatical!
hermaphrodatical by benny 43 January 23, 2009

hermaphroditie 

the Queen/King of all hermaphrodites
On July 25th, all hermaphrodites pray to their queen/king so that their souls may be saved from hermaphrodite hell.
hermaphroditie by Anonymous January 10, 2003

hermaphroditicus 

1. The Greek Goddess of adventure known to scale the womens vagina during the holiday of Homaphro. Daughter spawned of Zeuses semen that hit the ground while having sex with Athena but she didnt want to get pregnant so she made him pull the plug.

2.The goddess of miscarriages. Pick axes aren't the best tool.
GIRL TO BOYFRIEND: Yo, hermaphroditicus visited me last night and i am no longer pregnant!
hermaphroditicus by Devin and Dan January 11, 2009

hermaphroditicus 

I am the real Hermaphroditicus. I am a close childhood friend of Hermaphroditus, who was the child of the god Hermes and goddess Aphrodite. I fell into the lake of Salmacis, becoming who I am today.

I am not a goddess. There is no "holiday" where I scale anyone's minge mountain. That does sound kind of comical, though. I would not do it. I might if it looked like a theme park ride, but if you tricked me into your bedroom by telling me it was really a themepark ride, I would be very very upset. So don't. I have been through that already with the "it's just a lake" bit with Salmacis.

I have nothing to do with anyone's pregnant girlfriend "praying" to me to visit her and undo her situation. I have never visited anyone in regard to such a thing. You are confusing me with Dykodite (pronounced DYKE-oh-DIE-tee). She is the female child of Aphrodite that ran away, you don't really hear about her often. We had enough of her lesbitude. We suspect she is the one visiting girls if there really is someone doing this as the previous commenter indicated. Thank you have a good day.
Sayeth Hermaphroditicus, "that she-dog Dykodite would try to frame me like this."

hermaphroditie 

shinsei moggie looks so funny that
we can't tell if he a boy or a girl so
he must be a hermaphrodite
hermaphroditie by shinsei moggie January 12, 2003