Sheging

Sheging deprived from the english words shower and edging is sploinking your yoinker in the shower

“Why the fuck does it take you 30 minutes to shower?”
“i’m sheging fuck nigga”
“oh”

Sheging by UltimateShegger July 5, 2024

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

Sheaing 

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.

Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?

Sheaing by Whoever through that paper, ur November 23, 2020

sieging the castle 

verb: a sexual act done by tucking your erect penis behind your legs (see mangina.) You then get a female to inspect this area and then release your surprise cock, creating a battering ram like motion into the girl's chin and/or eye.

She thought I was just doing a mangina, but she didn't know it was a trap and I was sieging the castle.

sieging the castle by Acalex January 25, 2009

Shegging 

(Britishism) Shiny leggings; typically worn by young girls or women trying to look like young girls.

Shauna was delighted to find a new pair of sheggings among her birthday gifts.

Shegging by BombCog February 4, 2010

Sheping 

Sheping, a word used to describe the act of a politician asking a question they already know the answer to, in order to make their party or boss look good.

The Conservative MP for Kensington enjoys sheping during Prime Minister’s Questions.

Sheping by Sycosynk July 23, 2020

Shmegington 

Schmidt from New Girl yells "oh snap, shmegington" in response to Winston.

A word that means everything, and nothing.

Believe in the shmegington.

Oh snap, shmegington

Shmegington by Shmegington 2024 May 7, 2022