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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
Related Words

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.
"A sheeping bag is what is is."
Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

Shepangbang 

when a roast dinner is of top notch quality that even Uncle Ben and aunt Bessie will be jealous of your swag roast dinner tekkers.
damn fam, this roast is the full shepangbang!
Shepangbang by swaginator January 22, 2015

Sheeping 

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.
Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep
Sheeping by Tibbzy November 8, 2011
When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.
Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?