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Sheaing

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.
Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?
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sheaing it

v. 1.The action of not doing work and still getting graded well.
2. The action of making fun of all games other than the one game that the "shea-er" plays.
Dude, the kid's sheaing it- he hasn't done any work in the entire semester and still has a B average.
by DT_21 June 20, 2003
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sheaing it

v. The act of consistantly obsessing about one individual, typically a female.
Dude, that guy likes her so much that he's fricken Sheaing it.
by DT_21 September 19, 2003
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by DT_21 April 23, 2004
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Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
by arseblog July 31, 2009
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sheating

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels
The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.
by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011
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Sheping

Sheping, a word used to describe the act of a politician asking a question they already know the answer to, in order to make their party or boss look good.
The Conservative MP for Kensington enjoys sheping during Prime Minister’s Questions.
by Sycosynk July 23, 2020
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