Shefoozle

when you shit, fap and eat at the same time in the shower and stomp it in the drain.

i just shefoozled with your mum bro

by MR Shefoozle March 12, 2019

Shafozzle

To break; smash or explode.

I want to shafozzle Donald Trump

by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021

shitoozle

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

by the definition circuit January 8, 2008

Shroozle

Simply know as the thing that you can't be. This status is reserved for only the best of the best and the coolest of the cool. To strive to be one is futile. To achieve it is impossible.

I wish i could be as Shroozle as Mike.

by Asclepius August 5, 2004

shaboozle

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

shmoozle

to sneak your way through something.

i shmoozled my way passed security.

by Lorriana September 3, 2006